Ремонт стиральной машинки собственными силами

Пошаговая инструкция по ремонту стиральной машинки собственными силами. Итак:

1. Вооружаемся отвертками и всякими различными плоскогубцами и смело подступаем к «заболевшей» помощнице – стиральной машине.
2. Применив грубую мужскую силу пытаемся вытащить стиралку из места, куда она была установлена когда-то.
3. Пытаемся рукой зажать хлынувший поток из треснувшего шланга для подключения стиральной машины к водопроводу.
4. Вспоминаем, где находится вентиль, отключающий холодную воду в квартире.
5. Нащупывая кран, благим матом призываем всех членов семейства бросать все дела и нестись с тряпками на подмогу.
6. Всего лишь за час всей фамилией устраняем с пола те несколько несчастных пролитых декалитров холодной воды.
7. Отправляясь бегом за новым шлангом в ещё, наверное, открытый (но не факт…) ближайший хозмаг, встречаем разъярённых, что-то орущих соседей с нижних этажей.
8. Обещаем каждому соседу непременно оплатить стоимость ремонта их залитых квартир, крутя фигу в кармане.
9. Вернувшись, смело откручиваем верхнюю панель и заднюю стенку стиральной машинки.
10. Приступаем к диагностике стиральной машины методом нащупывания.
11. Очнувшись от шока, вызванного электрическим ударом, ползём в подъезд менять пробки.
12. Делаем попытку улыбнуться и сказать что-нибудь ободряющее соседям, орущим что-то про хулиганов, оставивших их без света.
13. Махнув рукой и сказав «Эххх…», идём к всё еще работающему холодильнику.
14. Достав поллитру и огурчик, наливаем, хлопаем 50 граммов и набираем т. (863)244-35-90.
15. Пожав руку мастеру, починившему стиральную машинку, включаем её и чувствуем себя счастливым человеком!

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